The move to Martinsville seems to have worked out well for PJs fantasy picks as he wins his third week in a row, this week sharing the honors with Norm, and holding a one game lead in the overall standings with two weeks to go. Once again he spotted the field the Thursday night game (I have to confess I forgot all about it until I saw the score on my homepage the following day).
Somehow we all knew what Vegas didn't, that the Jags are a pretty good team and their win (as a 4.5 dog) at Pittsburgh has to give them a good shot of confidence going into the playoffs. The Steelers, meanwhile, find themselves needing to win their final two games or a win and a Cleveland loss to take the AFC North crown and avoid going on the road for the playoffs (where they are 2-4 this season) as they have the same record (but hold the tiebreaker) with the resurgent Browns.
We all missed the Raiders only losing by 7 -- I don't think Peyton cares and the Colts are 12-2 , a tremendous record in any season, but completely overshadowed by the Pats this year.
Seattle also managed to stub their toe, giving the Panthers their first win at home since Nancy Pelosi became Speaker of the House of Representatives.
I somehow went against my Cinderella teams, taking the 10.5 points and the Rams against the Packers; the Packers reminded me why I love them so, wiping out the Rams in the Second half and moving back into a tie for the best record in the NFC and potential home field advantage if they can win out and Dallas loses another game -- a huge advantage for Favre to play at Lambeau instead of Texas Stadium where he is (cue chorus) 0-8 lifetime.
In Atlanta, meanwhile, no one want to take Arthur Blank's money as Bill Cowher and Bill Parcells both turned down offers from the Home Depot magnate to try and turn that franchise around. They are fast becoming the Baltimore Orioles of the NFL.
We have gotten our hands on some Christmas lists and so we share them with you now:
Bobby Petrino -- A Soul
Eli Manning -- to play only road games
Rest of the League -- for Giselle to start going to Pats games and have the same impact on Tom Brady that Jessica Simpson had on Tony Romo. An by the way did last weekend screw up more fantasy football leagues then any other single weekend. Romo, Brady, and Cleveland's Derek Anderson, each of whom had carried their teams to the Fantasy Semis scored a combined 11 Points (Brady and Romo 3 pts each, Anderson 5 in the Snow in Cleveland). Yet one more reason why Fantasy baseball is much truer then Fantasy Football.
Joe Gibbs - one fewer timeout
Jamie Lynne Spears -- A Condom (this has got to be my favorite celebrity story of the year, Britney's sister getting knocked up -- at 16). It was nice of her to take some of the Paparazzi and Tabloid pressure off her sister for a while -- and say what you want but those Spears girls sure are fertile.
FSU -- some better academic tutors
Michael Vick -- Some real friends
Roger Clemens -- fear of needles.
The Lions -- to end the Season in October (when they were 6-2 before losing 6 straight)
College Football -- A Playoff system. Speaking of the College Bowl Season, make sure you sign up for
College Bowl Mania. Password is spiders.
Trends -- Home Dogs were 4-2 last weekend, as even the 49ers managed to win outright at home, as did the Panthers.
Lock of the Week is 0n a three game roll, as the Saints took care of the Cards in the Big Easy last week. Lots of big spreads this week, And it's Christmas so maybe this pick is more with my heart, but I'm taking Coach Gibbs, the Skins and 7.5 over the Vikings. The Vikings are good and on a hot streak, but the Metrodome is like a second home to Gibbs. He won his Third Super Bowl there, after the 1991 season and it was also the site of Gibbs' last playoff victory in his first go-round with the 'Skins a 24-7 upset over the Vikings after the 1992 season and his last win before retiring. We'll be watching Gibbs try to find some more of that Metrodome magic on Sunday night.
Make it a good week and a Merry Christmas if you celebrate and enjoy some Chinese food if you don't.
Jono